i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.
If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.
This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.
wal-mart: pedestrian, boring, you can do better. 2/10
target: a slightly better crying experience than wal-mart. the scent is strangely comforting, the lights however are too bright and make for a slightly unpleasant cry. there is however oftentimes a starbucks and a mini pizza hut inside for you to drown your sorrows in. 6/10, points for optimal post-cry atmosphere
an apple store: absolutely not. people cry in the apple store all the time because they cant afford the latest rose gold bullshit apple’s put out. overdone and cliche. 1/10
publix: points lost for the sterile and inhospitable environment but if you cry in a publix a gator WILL smell your tears and come to eat you. being eaten by a gator is in fact slightly preferable to crying in a publix. 6/10 for the gator
whole foods: an excellent place for a cry, people will probably assume that you are a wealthy emotional person who cant decide between quinoa or couscous and are having a real problem with it. 8.5/10
WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I’M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE
best sentence so far of 2017
going to print this out and find an elderly Lebanese woman to explain it to
Ok so everyone is deactivated but I remember seeing this posr back when the OP wasn’t and they meant they were RELATED to a pope (yknow, the original meaning of kin)
What a twist
ok this is false i was mutuals with the guy and he was definitely kin as in fictionkin with a pope it was the pope from that show the young pope or wahtever. anyways i think the reason he deactivated was it turned out he was into necrophilia
this was like 12 slaps in the face
reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two
i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh
Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram
this website was a mistake
